so last week i had a(n embarrassing) minor surgery but the residual pain has been awful so they gave me painkillers and let me tell you oxycontin feels as good as real human interaction

dont worry opioid analgesic abusers i understand now

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April

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April

115,660 notes

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April

4,758 notes

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April

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khaleesifeels:

oh my god im screaming

khaleesifeels:

oh my god im screaming

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April

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jollymarco:

this is a lot to take in

jollymarco:

this is a lot to take in

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April

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theonion:

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

theonion:

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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April

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hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

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April

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flowerette:

new american apparel campaign

flowerette:

new american apparel campaign

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April

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